words from the wise.

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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via thawne)

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

(Source: 420dongsquad, via palmist)

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

(via a-pureheroine)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via prejaculate)

evilartist:

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